Ever have any crew come aboard who was a friend of a friend and
told you they'd been sailing, "lots of times." Then, as the day wears on
you realize the skill they developed best was hanging on for
dear life, getting in your way, and leaving black scuff marks all over your boat!
If so, you'll get a laugh from this scene in 'What About Bob?'
"Sure, let's go sailing, it's not like I have any other plans!"
"I'm sailing! I'm SAILING! I'm a sailor!!"